Football Good Politics Interesting

Liverpool and Chelsea win Euro leagues
Trump state visit – he talks to Boris and Farage but not Corbyn
D Day 75 years on events
England lose to Netherlands in Nations league
May out, Boris and Hunt doing hustings for party members to elect leader who becomes PM
Rain most of month – end=heatwave France 45C
A few extreme weather events – global warming not proven
Women world cup England in semis but lose to a better team USA
Iran blows up oil tankers then US turns up pressure
UK/Gibraltar stop Iranian oil tanker heading for Syria
Cricket world cup – England underperform but through to final stage

There have been Royalty events but I’m not interested

Footie Fab Politics Poor

Champions league Liverpool Barcelona 4-0 vs 0-3 , Ajax vs Tottenham 3-3 agg (2-1 down then 2-3)
so Liv v Tot final!!
ManC win Premiership by 1 point vs liverpool
Chelsea and Arsenal in Europa Cup Final!!
Local Elections indicate “plague on both your houses”
Economy still doing well
May in Brexit talks with Labour ends in predictable nothing
Farage creates Brexit party which goes on to dominate Euro elections – Lab and Con decimated
Trump China talks stall and increased tariffs result
US bans trading with Huawei (scared of there technology leadership?)
May resigns leading to enough leadership candidates to make a football team including subs
Will Boris make it??

I told you not to mention it

Brexit staggers on. Speaker rules that same motion cannot be repeated but May produces a valid variation which is rejected (3rd time).
MPs vote to take control of the process and produce 8 options which when voted on are all defeated !!
May initiates negotiations with labour to try to get something through (=suicide note?) requests EU delay to leaving to June, offered end October (with flex option) – Macron stirring. Labour maintaining a decisive position of no commitment to anything.
European elections looming on 23rd May – Farage launches Brexit party.
New IRA kills journalist during rioting in Londonderry (accident…)
Wikileaks’ Assange kicked out of  Ecuadorian embassy and arrested for bail evasion
Man City and Liverpool fighting for Premiership – City OK if they win all their matches

Chaos

Brexit – May loses 2nd attempt to get her deal through parliament, then 3rd (after speaker rules no attempt possible with same proposition).
MPs vote to take control of the process – no deal voted off (is this a good idea from a negotiating point of view…)
MPs debate 8 possible alternative options – no majority for any!!
EU extends exit to 12 April
Champion league 4 Engish teams in last 8
NZ 49 dead in mosque attack
Utrecht tram shooting

MPs Screwing

Politics in a mess – 9 leave labour (antisemitism etc), 3 leave conservatives (Brexit)
MPs seem intent on screwing Brexit – May gets some improvement to Backstop terms but not much party support
16 year old guilty of rape and murder of 6 year old !
venezuela – Maduro blocks US aid at border.
High level of teenage killings by stabbing

Don’t mention the B word

May’s brexit deal defeated by 230 MP votes. Corbyn ducks out of talks. MPs later vote for ‘alternative arrangements’ to backstop. Good luck with EU on that!
US government is shutdown for 4 weeks – Trump still hasn’t got his wall
China lands on back side of moon – uncomfortable
Gatwick shut for 24 hours by drone
Venezuela in Crisis
Alex Salmond accused of sexual crimes
Bomb explodes in NI

O2 data network out for 24 hours
China launches robot mission to moon
Party has vote of no confidence in May – she wins
Brexit vote deferred to January – would have lost – EU not helping
Apple iphone sales poor vs expectations – share price has big drop
FTSE down by 10% since earlier in the year
Corbyn seen to mutter ‘Stupid Woman’ in parliament – denies it