Chaos

Brexit – May loses 2nd attempt to get her deal through parliament, then 3rd (after speaker rules no attempt possible with same proposition).
MPs vote to take control of the process – no deal voted off (is this a good idea from a negotiating point of view…)
MPs debate 8 possible alternative options – no majority for any!!
EU extends exit to 12 April
Champion league 4 Engish teams in last 8
NZ 49 dead in mosque attack
Utrecht tram shooting

MPs Screwing

Politics in a mess – 9 leave labour (antisemitism etc), 3 leave conservatives (Brexit)
MPs seem intent on screwing Brexit – May gets some improvement to Backstop terms but not much party support
16 year old guilty of rape and murder of 6 year old !
venezuela – Maduro blocks US aid at border.
High level of teenage killings by stabbing

Don’t mention the B word

May’s brexit deal defeated by 230 MP votes. Corbyn ducks out of talks. MPs later vote for ‘alternative arrangements’ to backstop. Good luck with EU on that!
US government is shutdown for 4 weeks – Trump still hasn’t got his wall
China lands on back side of moon – uncomfortable
Gatwick shut for 24 hours by drone
Venezuela in Crisis
Alex Salmond accused of sexual crimes
Bomb explodes in NI

O2 data network out for 24 hours
China launches robot mission to moon
Party has vote of no confidence in May – she wins
Brexit vote deferred to January – would have lost – EU not helping
Apple iphone sales poor vs expectations – share price has big drop
FTSE down by 10% since earlier in the year
Corbyn seen to mutter ‘Stupid Woman’ in parliament – denies it